I am short,
Thank you mommy and daddy,
I’ll never be tall like Michael Jordan,
Don’t worry this shorty won’t be crying to her mommy and daddy,
I can still touch the net like Mr. Jordan.
Jumping won’t work,
Have to use a ladder in my venture,
Or get on top of a human to reach that net,
Being short is a worthy and awesome adventure,
Yes, indeed loving being a dork.
Tall people can reach their destination faster with their long legs,
Should I be jealous or should I stop and stare?
I guess I’ll just walk faster with my short legs,
I don’t mind collapsing when I get there,
I won’t let the tall people beat me with their fascinating long legs.
No, I can’t do everything tall people can do,
I won’t cry just because I can’t pass the tall people test,
I’ll stand on top of hill like I cute little fool,
Yell “being short is the best,”
Besides I can always wear high heels and pretend I’m tall you silly fool.
Maybe I’ll shrink in time,
I might become like the kids in the movie, “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids,”
I’ll be like Indiana Jones having a fun time,
Having an adventurous life no matter what just like a little kid,
That’s how this shorty would spend her time.
You can choose to view something in a bad way or you can choose to view something in a good way. How you choose to view something is your choice.
So Hey Short Person! Isn’t climbing a fun adventure?!