Oh no they called me a “bitch,”

What do they mean?

The dictionary says, “A female dog is a bitch,”

Were they trying to be mean?

Or were they being silly by calling me a “bitch?”


Should I be silly in return and go “woof woof,”

Should I get on my knees, hands, and pretend to be a dog,

I do play with my dogs and go “woof woof,”

It’s fun to pretend to be a dog,

I think my dogs thinks I’m a dog.


It’s also fun to do it like a dog,

Or should I say, “Dogs making love?”

I should go bark or go “woof woof” when I’m doing it like a dog,

That might turn off my love,

Sorry love, it’s a joke about us being a dog.