Barking (Poem)

Hey,  can you be a bowling pin?

I have the urge to throw a ball,

Feels good to imagine you like a bowling pin,

I let go of all the negativity with the ball,

So pretty please be a bowling pin.


No, it doesn’t sound very nice,

At the moment I don’t feel like being nice,

You aren’t even nice,

So why should I be nice?

You’re an idiot if you think I’ll beg someone who isn’t nice.


So stop your barking,

You annoying female dog,

I don’t feel like putting up with your barking,

Find someone else who is willing to put up with a female dog,

I’m not desperate enough to put up with barking.

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