Hey, can you be a bowling pin?
I have the urge to throw a ball,
Feels good to imagine you like a bowling pin,
I let go of all the negativity with the ball,
So pretty please be a bowling pin.
No, it doesn’t sound very nice,
At the moment I don’t feel like being nice,
You aren’t even nice,
So why should I be nice?
You’re an idiot if you think I’ll beg someone who isn’t nice.
So stop your barking,
You annoying female dog,
I don’t feel like putting up with your barking,
Find someone else who is willing to put up with a female dog,
I’m not desperate enough to put up with barking.