On a trip and I got to pee,
Where’s the girls restroom?
I really got to pee,
I hope it’s a clean restroom,
Yes, that’s important even if I have to really pee.
In I go and I end up with “what do I do?”
This restroom only has curtains as a door,
What should I do?
I guess hold the curtain and hope nobody tries to open the curtain door,
I can’t say it was comfortable trying to do what I got to do.
Another restroom stop in another city,
What does that sign say?
Rattlesnakes in this city,
Should I go or stay?
I guess I got to hurry up and use the potty.
Still a curtain door and rattlesnakes made an interesting story,
Yes, I had fun trying to find a place to pee,
So I say stop and find a potty for an interesting story,
Who knows what you’ll see or hear when you go to pee,
Perhaps you’ll have a better story.