He’s flirting with her,

She says he made her blush,

My husband asks if I saw him flirt with her,

I say that stuff no longer makes me blush,

I’m no longer someone that reacts like her.


Being married has changed me,

I now say “Do you have a job?”

I now say “Can you support me?”

I don’t need someone without a job,

Flirting without a job now disgusts me.


I’m not a child who says “aww he flirted with me,”

Yes, my husband occasionally flirts with me,

His flirting is only aww because he has the ability to support me,

My husband takes care of me,

Or else I’ll say sorry but it’s over for you and me.